Workers deflect aliens*

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

By PJH Staff

Jackson Hole, Wyo.-Summer tourists are having a hard time finding a hotel room, elbowed aside by soldiers and national guardsmen.

The soldiers began moving into Jackson when the “lost Hubble tapes” were found last week.

 Video footage taken eight years ago from the Hubble telescope shows an extraterrestrial advancing ship, armed with Earth-boring missiles. Authorities with NASA said the aliens could be mining energy from our planet, because their much-more-advanced society lives on a planet whose molten core is cooling down.
The footage on the tapes was recorded in 2001, and was lost in a crevice of the telescope. Then the telescope was abandoned for eight years, during which time the aliens advanced considerably towards Earth – sending messages the entire way asking for peace and some magma.

Thinking Earth was ignoring it, the alien ship is evidently irate
The Army National Guard is using Jackson as a staging area in an operation that will cover the entire Yellowstone caldera with an impenetrable, flame retardant shield made of woven Kevlar and titanium alloy. The shield will protect the caldera from a potential attack by missiles that could, scientists estimate, unleash the power of seven supervolcanos.

 “I have no idea what is going on,” Johnny Gayheart from Minneapolis said. “I just wanted to learn about the Old West, and all a sudden, I have to deal with aliens?” JHW

*This story is fictional and meant for entertainment only.

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